Growing my hair out sucks

[Bikerpunk]

I have wavy ass hair that people perm to get it to look like it. But thanks to the mohawk last November, the hair had to start from shaven clean.

I'm going for Nathan Explosion, but I'm getting to the "Murderface" stage soon and I'm looking at every pair of scissors with intent.

MUST.... STAY.... THE.... COURSE

[Amelia G]

Would getting it relaxed help?

[Bikerpunk]

Would getting it relaxed help?

Nah, I'll still look kinda like Tipper Gore. I just need to take prenatals or something, and avoid mirrors

[Black Spiral Dancer]

You just need to unclench your hair folicles.

[Bikerpunk]

You just need to unclench your hair folicles.

That, my fine Geordie friend, is a mental image worth remembering.

[evilstonermonkey]

wavy ass hair?

[Bikerpunk]

wavy ass hair?

I'm quite hairless
Otherwise I would have made the joke about thinking I had wavy ass hair til a girlfriend shaved my ass at which point:

I found out my hair itself was straight, but I had a really wavy ass.

[evilstonermonkey]

"im straight, but my ass isnt?"

sorry

[Head Wreck]

Biotin FTW!

seriously, biotin rocks for hair growth, and helps the skin also. but be warned, ALL hair grows, and your nails will need cutting every cople of days (every day in my case)

[bohoki]

the hardeest part is getting over that stage when your hair is long enough to reach down and poke your eyes but not long enough to pull back

you could just do a kumi and wig it

[Head Wreck]

ugh. i hated that stage

[Mr Karl]

try a mullet ........I just wore a headband for a couple of years

[batzilla]

You know what's awesome? Hats. Also, headscarves, like a pirate! Yarrr.

[Bikerpunk]

I have a giant head, which makes hat wearing make me look worse. Headscarves, too, I tried em the last time. That resulted in headshaving.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Tried growing my hair long too. Got to just above my shoulders and I started losing my mind. Was like a reverse headband as far as sweating goes. I'll stick to right in between short/medium from now on : )