Language Translation

[MistressJennifer]

Did you know that you can download this translater that will translate your Word Document into any language? It is the COOLEST thing in the world!!

I just translated this letter into French, and it sounds just so TRES CHIC DALLING!!!!

Well I am sending it to this French Agent, so hopefully this will impress them. Damn, I am impressed!!! It translates everything, even your name and address! So fun!!!

[23*]

hmmm those automatic translators aren't perfect though.....they usually make plenty of mistakes....did you get a french speaker to read it first?

[La_ExotiQue]

lol i normally go to a free translating site - when i'm pissed off at some foreigner ;( and i end up embarrassing myself anyways because it always translates cuss words into something else.

[hewhoisagod]

I picked up a dictionary of French slang and cuss words............
Salope is bitch and slut,
Connard is a bastard,
Connasse is a bitch,
Va Te Faire Foutre is Fuck Off.
Salaud is another word for bastard.
Putain is dammit, oh my god, fuck, shit, and whore.
Merde is shit.
Cul is ass.
Baiser is the verb to fuck. But un baiser is a kiss. That's one of those words you have to be VERY careful with. Same with chat (cat and pussy), praline (almond and clit), lune (moon and ass). There's other ones too but that's all I remember.

[Wickedanima]

This is a very amusing web site, speaking of Translation stuff...

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

[greebo]

if u need help ,i speak french ,it's my mother tongue

[hewhoisagod]

if u need help ,i speak french ,it's my mother tongue

Tu parles français?

[greebo]

oui lu ecrit parler
yes read write and speak

[sheramil]

Did you know that you can download this translater that will translate your Word Document into any language? It is the COOLEST thing in the world!

translate something english into french... then translate it back into english, and see how far it's drifted.

google translation: traduisez quelque chose de anglais dans le Français... le traduisent alors de nouveau dans l'anglais, et voient qu'à quelle distance il est dérivé.

back-translation: translate something of English in the French... then translate it again in English, and see that at which distance it is derived.

[darki]

"On-line Sprachueberstzungstools are nevertheless the last garbage. Nevertheless no pig, which rauskommt thereby, understands or about nevertheless?!"

[translation by google]

[MistressJennifer]

Well I also sent the letter in it's English state, I sent two letter, so hopefully they will get the basic idea!!! But everything just sounds so much better in French!!! It sounds so romantic and important. The title of the script is actually better in French!!!!

[MistressJennifer]

oui lu ecrit parler
yes read write and speak

I should have asked you, I just sent it!! But my computer won't do the accents, you know, the little thingies over the "e" usually, unless I use the translater thing....

God, I am so blonde....

[hewhoisagod]

I should have asked you, I just sent it!! But my computer won't do the accents, you know, the little thingies over the "e" usually, unless I use the translater thing....

God, I am so blonde....

Here's how you do the accents on an american keyboard, hold down alt and press these numbers and release alt.

à 133 À 0192
â 131 Â 0194
ä 132 Ä 142
æ 145 Æ 146
ç 135 Ç 128
é 130 É 144
è 138
ê 136
ë 137
ô 147
œ 156
ù 151 Ù 0217
« 174 » 175

Those would be the ones you'd probably use........... also if you have Word or Wordperfect, you can just do an insert of symbols, you should find them there.

[MistressJennifer]

Oh my god, he who is god!!! How can anyone actually sit and type out all that! And remember all that!! I am really impressed. There is no way in a million years I could do that!

[hewhoisagod]

Oh my god, he who is god!!! How can anyone actually sit and type out all that! And remember all that!! I am really impressed. There is no way in a million years I could do that!

http://french.about.com/library/bl-accents.htm

[adorn_shadow]

LOL this is great i normally just go to dictionary.com to translate shit but it isnt very good lol. Just translate anything into russin athen translate it back to english LOL it is awesome!

[OliX]

jennifer, you can translate words but by translating whole sentences it doesn't fix gramatics in it, which is diferent in every language.

sample of translating trough program:

Serbian: Ja te volim
English: Me You Love (suposed to be I love You)

nice explained for blondes :P

[MistressJennifer]

Well I am one of these strange people that kind of likes things to be jumbled up a bit!! I mean, maybe the god of internet translation KNOWS A BETTER WAY of saying it!!! Too late now, anyway, I already sent it, and as I said, I also sent the English letter so someone will hopefully understand something....

Or even if it is really stupid and they start laughing at it, at least it might get their attention. Half the battle is just getting someone to notice you.

[hewhoisagod]

If you need help with anything else, just PM me or something.

[midnight_temptress]

Did you know that you can download this translater that will translate your Word Document into any language? It is the COOLEST thing in the world!!

I just translated this letter into French, and it sounds just so TRES CHIC DALLING!!!!

Well I am sending it to this French Agent, so hopefully this will impress them. Damn, I am impressed!!! It translates everything, even your name and address! So fun!!!

And where I can download that translater program?!!??!!

[MistressJennifer]

And where I can download that translater program?!!??!!

You open your word document, type your letter or whatever you want to translate, then click TOOLS, then LANGUAGE, then TRANSLATE. Then on a box on the bottom right it says Translate via the Web, click on that and then it leads you through it!!! It is really fun!!!

[OliX]

Or even if it is really stupid and they start laughing at it, at least it might get their attention. Half the battle is just getting someone to notice you.

They will probably find it interesting Like..... Haug, me MistressJennifer, you blah blah blah....... like indians have spoken before

p.s. anyway, if it was only letter on french send to them, they will understand it for shure... I don't think they are stupid BTW for what did you aplied? For something in france?