I'm a psycho, i bet we all are

[YouMakeMeWanna000]

I love criminals...post here how you would kill somebody, if you had to...I'd have to say, decapitation or impalement, sounds great...

[keiko]

Hi, I'm K. I never put much thought into how the actual killing would go... but I've thought plenty about the disposal process. Welcome to BB. We're all mad here.
K
PS love the avatar!

[YouMakeMeWanna000]

yeah...i love my avatar too : D

[pedar]

what's worse- being a psycho or or a lech? I've been both--P.

[YouMakeMeWanna000]

leech? like the blood sucking things? or like following somebody? cause im a professional stalker

[pedar]

leech? like the blood sucking things? or like following somebody? cause im a professional stalker

No lech as in 'lecher'- usually refered to an older guy after younger boys or girls...actually I've probably had more older guys ( and at least one female producer)lech after me - it's actually kind of undignified..
Yes, sad to say I've been in the ball park if you will of stalking behavior..Hey it sounds like we have so much in common!- welcome P.

[YouMakeMeWanna000]

yeah...my fiance is a ********* because of me...i lvoe him though

[CPRB]

okay okay kids were off topic here, as for killing I think it depends on the physcologocal trauma caused to me, Thieves, women beaters, and anyone who abuses authority....they get a good old beat down I sometimes feel I don't quite get the work out I need. political leaders and people of the underworld, numerous asasination styles sniper, bomb or the best the WET mission usually I guiatr or piano string works well....just makes ure the glove doesn't fit

[KilLAtomiK]

i like to make people walk the plank harrrrrr

[YouMakeMeWanna000]

that reminds me of veggietales...we are the pirates! wo dont do anything! lalalalala

[pedar]

yeah...my fiance is a ********* because of me...i lvoe him though

Oh you mean someone who loves 'pedal scooters ' - okay ..P.?

[pedar]

i like to make people walk the plank harrrrrr

burn 'em at the stake- right after you scalp 'em- P.

[bleedingaway]

I say stick straw in their eyes..e pull their toe and finger nails out slowwly with pliers....then shave your head and make them coke on it...or you could ass **** them till they bled to death

[moonheart]

Take a long time to torture the fortunate soul. Start with the toes. Work your way up to the knees. Fingers, arms. And the grand finale - a red hot poker in the eye.

[TeK]

hung, drawn and quarterd

[velvetbutterfly9]

i like the sound of impalement myself.......but .....i guess it would depend on the mood that i was in....slow suffocation.

hey i have instructions on how to dissmember the human body.

[Trotter]

So do I.
Step 1. Get Chainsaw
Step 2. Go nuts.

[BrightStar]

So do I.
Step 1. Get Chainsaw
Step 2. Go nuts.

Bah! Chain Axes and Chain Swords are Better.

[vixta]

i would put freddy fingers on em, truss em up like a puppet and puppetmaster them into killing themselves.

[memorydream]

I like to kill the old fashion, cowardly way:

Things like: "Oops, I pushed my boss down the stairs." -or- "Did you know, when you were sleeping, I poured bleach down your nose." -or- "You know, I've never seen someone eat so much rat poison before." -or- "Let's go swimming (hee, hee)."

[postcoital]

I'd like to shoot em in the face with a .357 S&W. but since I can't afford one right now, and it's quite hard to get one without a license, I'll stick to my good ol' kitchen knife

[Caligula]

I think you'd be hard-pressed to beat that tribe from the Congo who ate their victims piecemeal in front of them.

Me? I'd bore people to death.

[SomethingSelfrighteous]

hmm, depends on my mood, but some options are:
1.Impalment
2.Put a burmese (sp?) tiger trap in front of their mailbox
3.Bomb in the pillow
4.Spoon out the eyes, and replace them with ice cream
5.Put them in a burlap sack and throw them to the hippos

alright, thats all i gots


toodles
the chris

[postcoital]

Anyone remember that Spawn episode with Billy Kincaid? The retarded pe-do-phile (why is that a banned word anyway) icecream guy? I like how he died

[OliX]

I love criminals...post here how you would kill somebody, if you had to...I'd have to say, decapitation or impalement, sounds great...

I don't understand why U should take life from somebody.... be happy and live in peace.... U should see nightmares in bosnia when somebodys life is worth nothing..... U just get too much used to that.... it's bad.... believe me



p.s. but if had to kill someone i will do him a favour... i'll kill him fast....

[postcoital]

I don't understand why U should take life from somebody.... be happy and live in peace.... U should see nightmares in bosnia when somebodys life is worth nothing..... U just get too much used to that.... it's bad.... believe me



p.s. but if had to kill someone i will do him a favour... i'll kill him fast....

Well, there's days like that, when I could just kill someone for the mere sake of using U instead of You. U know what I mean?

[SUSIEQ502]

What about the classic method of cutting from the rectum to the scrotum at a 90 degree incline with lots of speed in their system to help thin the blood, as well as ensure their awareness of all the warm sweet fluid choking out their breath as it runs into their nostrils?

[Gothickitty]

Well if I were to kill someone I would use a knife and cut them up into tiny pieces. I would tourture them and do it slowly maybe make them lick thier own blood of my knife before each cut.

[memorydream]

Well if I were to kill someone I would use a knife and cut them up into tiny pieces. I would tourture them and do it slowly maybe make them lick thier own blood of my knife before each cut.

That's much more Edward Gorey-like, I like it. Much more aesthetically, more classy too.

[Histrionica]

* backs slowly out of thread *



~Histrionica~

[memorydream]

* backs slowly out of thread *
~Histrionica~

You might want to turn around first... ...before you go.

[pedar]

What about the classic method of cutting from the rectum to the scrotum at a 90 degree incline with lots of speed in their system to help thin the blood, as well as ensure their awareness of all the warm sweet fluid choking out their breath as it runs into their nostrils?

Now this wins the award- do you have an agent? P.