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Steampunk has been around for decades in prose and comics and crappy cosplay, but has there ever been an actual steampunk movie? What usually gets marketed as steampunk, especially in the movies, is stuff that references the aesthetic without creating a world in which any of the tech makes sense. There’s no alternate history, there’s […]
CLIFFHANGER RESOLUTION!!!!!! Bacon finds the kidnappers house but they have him at gunpoint. BUT the Feds know where they are so he’s got the upper hand. YOUR MOVE WEIRDOS! OOO and Bacon is totally smug and loving this. Poor little culties just don’t know what to do now. Well except for Super Nanny, she’s clearly […]
All continues to not be well with the Followers once the light of day shines on the most complicated relationship on television. The Fake Gays and the Nanny are now not so fake after their murder-menage. Joey finds the hidden cell phone and calls his mom to further the plot but the Feds can’t track […]
We’re back for week 2 of Immortalized, and Zach Selwyn is still being held captive. His every movement is a semaphore of pleading and dread. And our challenger this week is CJ Fegan, who gives 110% and does not accept failure. CJ apparently lives in a David Lynch version of the Bates Motel, and is […]
Archer-hating wife update, since I know that’s the highlight of these recaps: Archer-hating wife has realized that Elementary is on opposite Archer, and is currently watching that in the spare room while our senile dog shuttles back and forth with increasing agitation. He prefers us both on the same couch, with him on the center […]
You are getting your Archer recap a bit late, even for me, because our Editrix Amelia is the soul of romanticism and gave me the night off for Valentine’s Day. Considering that my wife sincerely loathes V-day and I once wrote a searing set of ‘zine articles about the holiday that referenced both Victorian torture […]
It’s Valentine’s Day, which is an odd choice to debut a show about competitive taxidermy, but it works for me. My wife is allergic to V-day, which she considers to be the antithesis of all things romantic, so I get the stink-eye for bringing home flowers and artisan chocolates. However, I got a big smile […]
On this week’s episode of “Give Robyn Nightmares”, Claire gets a disturbing video of her kid, still in the Cult’s care. They’re trying to influence the kid onto a darker path and generally freaking out Claire, which is certainly working. That kid seems smarter than the average bear, though. I have my doubts about how […]
My Archer-loathing wife and I went to a dinner on Friday last week, and got seated next to a nice couple who had been living in Uruguay. After a long series of informative stories about how spectacular the steaks are in Uruguay and what shit they are in the states, they mentioned that their old […]
You all are probably familiar with Batty from her appearances in the Blue Blood VIP and her gothic clothing line Azrael’s Accomplice. Forrest Black and I have collaborated with Batty on shoots for Marquis, Devolution, Tattoo Savage, and more. Sometimes she has been in front of our cameras and sometimes she has dressed people like […]
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