Tentacle Earrings

My freezer is approximately half full of frozen tentacles. To put this in perspective, I have a really huge freezer. I like to make homemade frozen dinners and generally have around thirty to fifty of them in there at any given time. Plus ice, the occasional pizza, and all the usual freezer items. And I only have use of just over half my freezer for all that. So that should give you a sense of just how bullish I am on frozen tentacles.

See, I was going to do this shoot with this girl. And she liked to date guys on the science fiction convention circuit. So someone had drawn a comic of her fucking tentacles. And I was like, OMG, we have to shoot a live action version of this. So I went to the local Korean supermarket and, despite language barriers, succeeded in acquiring a whole lot of aesthetically-pleasing (if you love the look of tentacles) tentacles. Big ones. Only then the shoot ended up not quite coming together. So, if you are a model, and you are a fan of hentai. And you would like to do live reenactment of some tentacle porn for Blue Blood’s Erotic Fandom, then please mention that when filling out the Blue Blood Model Application.

For those of you who love the look of tentacles, but don’t want to brave the Korean supermarket, or prefer them not to be perishables which fill your freezer . . . there are the Tentacle Large Gauge Buffalo Horn Earrings from Raygun Robyn.

Full disclosure: Robyn Raygun is an advertiser. As she has had 290,888 banner impressions so far in December alone, you probably knew that already, gentle reader. Furthermore: Tentacle!

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