District 9: Political allegory, man’s inhumanity, banality of evil, and FRICKIN’ RAY GUN FIGHTS & BATTLE SUITS. Oscar right now. Currently available on DVD and On-Demand. [Editorial disclosure: District 9 is an advertiser, but that’s really really really not why Will feels it deserves an Oscar.]
(Thanks to our beloved advertiser Busted Tees for the photos in the graphic. Please do not blame them for the lewd linguistics lesson which follows.) Will Judy: Coffee had better be the answer right now, because there’s nothing else going. Considering initialized knuckle tattoos. Right hand: ROFL, Left hand: TLDR Amelia G: I am not […]
I realize that Glaxo doesn’t want to be associated with a person like Paris Hilton, but she’s being cheated out of a great opportunity to use her popularity for good, and to rehab her image a bit. Yes, I think PH should become a celeb spokesperson for Valtrex, and should do public outreach on behalf […]
Emo has been around long enough that it should have died a natural death by now. But it won’t go away. It hangs around, moping just out of view, like a skinny wuss with a journal in his messenger bag and tears in his eyes. You tell him to fuck off and he skulks away, […]