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I want to share screencaps of the hot tub party at the office and the appalling disaster at Malory Archer’s apartment, but the FX site system seems to be locked into some kind of deathmatch with Adobe Flash on my work station. Anyway, episode 3 of Archer sees Lana, Ray, and Sterling on their way […]
The second episode of Archer this season is not as spectacular as the first. The first ep of Archer season 6 was really really good. There are post-fight requests for bourbon in this ep, but no cobra whiskey. I demand cobra whiskey! Anyway, if you remember and care about the whole subplot with Conway Stern, […]
Archer-hating wife update: It’s my birthday, and it’s the Archer season finale. AHW and I are in a mellow and tractable state. Expect a slightly rambly recap with some typos. (Note: In a previous life I was a professional copyeditor, until I realized that the job was essentially work therapy for people with otherwise untreatable […]
Archer-Hating Wife ditched me tonight, having lucked into third-row seats for a hockey game. The Washington Capitals, after having sucked like Sasha Grey getting double overtime for months, are now in first place in their division, and I’m on the couch writing about a cartoon. I am all that is man. This week’s episode of […]
Archer-Hating Wife and I were on a family trip last week, which was fun and ended with me contracting the flu and a respiratory infection at the same time. I’m on 5 different meds and laughing makes me cough until my vision dissolves into paparazzi flashbulbs, and I can’t tell if I’ve started raving yet. […]
Archer Hating Wife is taking it easy on me this week, since I’m heinously sick and doing this recap ripped to the tits on Mucinex Cough Slayer sizzurp. Excuse me if I lapse into prophesy midway through. This week’s episode of Archer opens with our boy Sterling’s thumb up Lana’s tush. How they gain any […]
Archer Hating Wife update: AHW hates the show so much that it makes her pine for the bad old days of 3 networks. “Thursdays used to mean Hawaii and beautiful mustaches! Why can’t Thursdays still mean Magnum?” Sorry, hon. We’ll watch 5-0 later for a fix. This week’s ep of Archer begins with a nice […]
Archer Hating Wife has been catching up on old shows, including an endless parade of Lena Dunham’s Girls. If you imagine this is not her revenge for my commandeering the TV on Thursday nights for Archer viewing (and reviewing as needed), I think your imagination needs new batteries. Is this effective revenge? Well, the bits […]
Archer-hating wife update, since I know that’s the highlight of these recaps: Archer-hating wife has realized that Elementary is on opposite Archer, and is currently watching that in the spare room while our senile dog shuttles back and forth with increasing agitation. He prefers us both on the same couch, with him on the center […]
You are getting your Archer recap a bit late, even for me, because our Editrix Amelia is the soul of romanticism and gave me the night off for Valentine’s Day. Considering that my wife sincerely loathes V-day and I once wrote a searing set of ‘zine articles about the holiday that referenced both Victorian torture […]
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