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I want to share screencaps of the hot tub party at the office and the appalling disaster at Malory Archer’s apartment, but the FX site system seems to be locked into some kind of deathmatch with Adobe Flash on my work station. Anyway, episode 3 of Archer sees Lana, Ray, and Sterling on their way […]
This season of Archer kicks off with Sterling Archer waking up from a truly epic bender. Epic even for benderiffic Sterling Archer. There is some sort of goat wandering around his bungalow and a golf cart has been crashed through one wall. He also appears to have an infected new piercing. His mother/boss Malory wakes […]
Archer-Hating Wife ditched me tonight, having lucked into third-row seats for a hockey game. The Washington Capitals, after having sucked like Sasha Grey getting double overtime for months, are now in first place in their division, and I’m on the couch writing about a cartoon. I am all that is man. This week’s episode of […]
Archer-Hating Wife and I were on a family trip last week, which was fun and ended with me contracting the flu and a respiratory infection at the same time. I’m on 5 different meds and laughing makes me cough until my vision dissolves into paparazzi flashbulbs, and I can’t tell if I’ve started raving yet. […]
My Archer-loathing wife and I went to a dinner on Friday last week, and got seated next to a nice couple who had been living in Uruguay. After a long series of informative stories about how spectacular the steaks are in Uruguay and what shit they are in the states, they mentioned that their old […]
Archer is a point of contention in my otherwise harmonious household. Wife hates it. Compares it to Family Guy, which in my house is like Godwin’s Law. Her point is that it’s a one-joke shambles full of dumb sexist tropes and loathsome characters. Which is weird, because she likes Mad Men. I look at Archer […]
Archer returns to your various screens beginning Jan. 17, so you have plenty of time to devour the first two seasons on the free streaming service of your choice, snag the season 3 DVD, and otherwise alienate most of the right-thinking folks in your life. Archer is pretty awful. I’m not going to fight you […]
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