Contract for World’s Biggest Gangbang

Since Forrest Black’s and my California Deathrock book came out, we’ve been talking about print projects a lot. Print is my first love.

One of the projects suggested by some of my unsavory pals would be an omnibus retrospective of BLT. BLT was a little half-sized punk rock humor zine I published in the 1990’s. After a bit of a discussion of this possibility, with old school DC scenesters, on social media, I decided to flip through a few of the BLT archives.

Hilariously, in among the contracts for the BLT zine, I found a handwritten Blue Blood contract for viewing Annabel Chong’s World’s Biggest Gangbang. (Exhibit 1 below.) Director John T-Bone asked feminist porn star Annabel Chong what her ultimate fantasy would be. Her ultimate fantasy was the kind of group sex situation which would be very challenging to put together outside of the smut trade. T-Bone made it so and he invited Blue Blood magazine to come cover the event. Back in those days, I was still capable of experiencing titillation, so I was excited to see Annabel Chong take on a rumored 300 men.

Forrest Black and I were visiting my brother in Venice Beach, while we were out in California doing Blue Blood business stuff. My brother’s housemate wanted very badly to see the gangbang. I liked him, but I didn’t really want to bring along extraneous people. He eventually badgered/convinced me to let him come with us.

I’m an intellectual property attorney’s daughter. I got freaking contracts signed for an antisocial punk rock humor zine which was given away for free. So, yes, I made my brother’s roommate sign a contract to go hang out on set for a gangbang movie. The contract reads pretty humorously today, so I thought I would share the LOLs.

Epilogue: Blue Blood does do press on the event. John T-Bone offers me and Forrest Black a movie contract, which we decline. (Almost all of the big adult video companies have taken a run at trying to get me and Forrest to make porn.) My brother’s housemate embezzles like twenty grand from an actor friend of ours and runs up many thousands of dollars worth of phone sex calls on my brother’s tab. Most delightfully, Forrest Black, my brother’s housemate, and I all appear in the background in the 4 hour Annabel Chong’s World’s Biggest Gangbang movie.

Final Note: We went to In-N-Out Burger after the gangbang event. People were giving us funny looks. I mentioned that it seemed like people could almost tell where we had just been … Then we realized we were all still wearing our press passes, which clearly said Annabel Chong’s World’s Biggest Gangbang. It could have been worse. I think my brother’s housemate snarfed a T-shirt which said, “I was one of the 300.” Even though he was not one of the 300.

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Posted by Amelia G on December 7, 2014. Filed under Books, Headline, Personalities. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry