There are some pretty odd free pumpkin carving templates over at Pink Ray Gun this fall. I like carving pumpkins. I really like pumpkin carving parties. And I’m pretty partial to producing photo shoots of naked gothic girls rubbing pumpkin guts on their parts. But I don’t totally get pumpkin carving templates. If I am […]
Check out the National Geographic gallery of this rare pink hippo. Apparently having leucism is actually a sort of technically more extreme form of being an albino model, but it tends to manifest as a more mild condition. Albinism means lacking melanin in the skin, while leucism means the skin produces less of all pigments. […]
Katherine Dorsett at CNN reported today that the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve, in Bumfuck Dahlonega, Georgia, now features a zedonk. Preserve founder C.W. Wathen says he keeps his donkeys with his zebras because donkeys are extremely calm and they help the zebras chill and not run through fences. Apparently Sarah the Donkey does a little more […]
The Two-Tailed Dog Party in Hungary is making some mighty attractive election promises: Eternal life! Free beer! Tax cuts! Money without work! There’s a 93 percent chance we won’t steal. You will be happy! We will promise anything. In terms of country infrastructure, the Two-Tailed Dog Party favors flooding the roads with beer on holidays, […]
So today is supposed to be Blog Day 2010. BlogDay founder Nir Ofir has been doing this since 2005. The idea is for bloggers to post links to five disparate blogs which are culturally alien reads. Each BlogDay post August 31, 2010 is supposed to be tagged as BlogDay2010. Bizarrely, this year, Technorati shows not […]
It is no secret that I find Vladimir Putin hot. Russia’s best pinup just keeps upping the ante like an 80’s action movie supervillain. According to Russia Today, the city of Sevastopol hosts a yearly motorcycle rally to coincide with the anniversary of Russia’s, uhm, victory over the Nazis. (WWII buffs may feel free to […]
Watching Halcyon get ready to go to Burning Man is always enough to make me wish they held it at a four star hotel, instead of the insanely hot desert. I’m addicted to hot baths and cool air. Honestly, I pretty much wilt, if my environment gets too hot for too long, although a dry […]
Someone strode into the bank in a Darth Vader costume yesterday. A customer found this so hilarious, he went to hug adorable Darth. This customer at a Chase branch in Long Island was in for an unpleasant surprise. Well, yeah, unpleasant surprises at JP Morgan Chase banks are pretty much de rigeur at this point, […]