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Revenge…a dish best served with Old Bay Seasoning?

- by in Headline, Manifesto, Oddities, Sex

Recently, while traipsing around the web with malice in my heart, I stumbled across a biological weapon of righteous vengeance.  Something that struck fear in the deepest darkest recesses of  my consciousness…a veritable doomsday device that is both terrible and awesome to behold;  Super Crabs. (This product is apparently real. Someone please order this and […]

Sea Monsters in Butter Sauce

Sea Monsters in Butter Sauce

- by in Blue Blood

My friend Funkatron called my attention to the impending sea monster invasion with his usual calm cool and collected demeanor: “Yep, the robot is coming up, looks gooHOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH” That would be the precise quote. Apparently, in these last days before the apocalypse, even scientists require something […]

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No Matter Where You Go: Austin SXSW 2005

No Matter Where You Go: Austin SXSW 2005

- by in Blue Blood

This feature was originally published May 18, 2005. With this year’s SXSW looming close, I thought it would be fun to bring it back. –Amelia G photography by Forrest Black Every time I take a trip to some place which is not Manhattan or San Francisco, I start drooling at real estate. Property is at […]

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