Prepare for the Archerpocalypse

archer perfect day

Archer returns to your various screens beginning Jan. 17, so you have plenty of time to devour the first two seasons on the free streaming service of your choice, snag the season 3 DVD, and otherwise alienate most of the right-thinking folks in your life.

Archer is pretty awful. I’m not going to fight you on that. It’s Mad Men crossed with Austin Powers and Get a Life, minus any internal logic. I love it. I used to fight these impulses, but I’ve learned to let go and stop questioning the things I enjoy and just enjoy them. Like after-meal whores.

Archer’s Perfect Day

At the Archer season four media day, your favorite ISIS personalities got a little too candid when asked about their personal lives. Does Archer’s ideal 24 hours sound good to you? Archer returns Thursday January 17 at 10p only on FX.

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