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So, where were we? A shrieking comes across the blackness, and oh yes, Fat Sam Tarly in heaps of trouble. Luckily he has Ghost and a few dozen friends to save his bacon. Wait, Ghost? Anyway, Sam blew it with the ravens, so the Unhappiest Campers are headed for the wall to warn everyone about […]
Apparently, in addition to being the last day of WonderCon, the finale of The Walking Dead, and the first episode of the new season of Game of Thrones . . . today is also Easter. Just ask Batman and Robin.
So we left The Doctor in Victorian London, gleefully throwing himself into the Mystery of Souffle Girl, having nominally defeated Withnail and his snow globe via the magic of ruining Xmas. Which was touching and funny and if Souffle Girl has a nebbishy and eternally persistent boyfriend I quit this show forever. I enjoyed the […]
This week’s Immortalized begins with a load of crazed, sweaty bombast from Zach Selwyn, whose hands trace ever more complex glyphs of desperation. Our challenger? Erich Carter, whose clients include A-list celebrities, and whose patter sounds coached. This is more apparent after hearing him tell Zach about his childhood spent rejecting wholesome pursuits and sticking […]
Archer-Hating Wife and I were on a family trip last week, which was fun and ended with me contracting the flu and a respiratory infection at the same time. I’m on 5 different meds and laughing makes me cough until my vision dissolves into paparazzi flashbulbs, and I can’t tell if I’ve started raving yet. […]
Murder isn’t easy for everyone, despite what The Following would have us believe. Jacob is having bad thoughts after killing his boyfriend ala Cuckoo’s Nest last episode. Paul is now haunting him and making him doubt Emma for sure, and maybe the Cult too. Emma’s noticeable shock at seeing him again is going to cause […]
The FBI higher ups rake Bacon over the coals since they have been so ineffective in doing anything but falling into every one of Joe’s traps. Poor Mike is recovering but can’t help point out any suspects. Joe continues to play pied piper to the children of his cult, further creeping us all out. This […]
Beware the Ides of March. I’m not really going to inflict a Roman history lesson or a deconstruction of violence in politics on y’all right now. I’m not even going to make any Shakespeare allusions. I’m just going to share a couple memes I think are funny. It’s a sunny day and I’m going hiking. […]
Ack! Children of the Corn Cult! Man, RODERICK is a cop? Why are all these people swayed by Mark (Marc?) Antony!? I don’t give the general public a whole lot of credit in the brain department, hence QVC and those goddamn Doritos tacos, but it’s hard for me to believe that all these freaking people […]
Any album that kicks off with a psychotic nursery rhyme sung by school children is indicative of only pure musical mayhem, and the searing firepower of Davey Suicide is a mushroom cloud leaving music fans everywhere in smithereens. Mr. Suicide’s full-length album Put Our Trust in Suicide is a machine-gun meltdown of pummeling heavy metal […]
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