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This week’s episode of Immortalized begins with a jittering Zach Selwyn promising to bring us the “ultimate death match”. It’s finally come clear to him that the reason for his bizarre captivity is the same reason no one ever mentions prizes, and the reason for the “no endangered species” line in the pre-match pep talk. […]
Archer Hating Wife is taking it easy on me this week, since I’m heinously sick and doing this recap ripped to the tits on Mucinex Cough Slayer sizzurp. Excuse me if I lapse into prophesy midway through. This week’s episode of Archer opens with our boy Sterling’s thumb up Lana’s tush. How they gain any […]
Aesthetic Perfection? Yes, that sounds about right. Deep in the underground of rusty machinery, dim lighting, and shadow dancers is Daniel Graves shrieking tales of twisted romance in “A Nice Place to Visit,” a composition of manic, punishing electro that screeches and churns with all the precision of a boiler on the brink of eruption. […]
The Thin White Duke is back? Ziggy is resurrected? Major Tom has returned to Earth? Whatever the case, David Bowie moseys on in after his hiatus with a relaxed stroll rather than a dramatic burst. His newest single “Where Are We Now” is rich in orchestral relaxations of pianos and strings, Bowie’s unmistakable voice gliding […]
Welcome to the fourth and final gimme episode of Immortalized, a show that I am going to start treating as a hostile entity if it does not improve after we presumably meet the fourth member of the home team. Host Zach Selwyn starts out punchy this week, and his gestures betray that he has slid […]
Archer Hating Wife update: AHW hates the show so much that it makes her pine for the bad old days of 3 networks. “Thursdays used to mean Hawaii and beautiful mustaches! Why can’t Thursdays still mean Magnum?” Sorry, hon. We’ll watch 5-0 later for a fix. This week’s ep of Archer begins with a nice […]
Whenever I tell my husband I have to watch The Following, he says “the following what?”. Real funny guy, that one. But the show’s title does make it annoying when searching for episode screen shots. Come on, Google! Super Nanny and Joey arrive at a mysterious location on their ongoing journey of ADVENTURE! Oh hello […]
A creepy folk tune with rumbling soundscapes and haunted vocals could be properly complemented only by an equally creepy video. The animation, completed as part of Natalie Cheetham‘s final major project at uni, reeks of a Gothic fairytale taking a note from haunted house flicks, Tim Burton, and childlike playfulness for that extra touch of […]
Archer Hating Wife has been catching up on old shows, including an endless parade of Lena Dunham’s Girls. If you imagine this is not her revenge for my commandeering the TV on Thursday nights for Archer viewing (and reviewing as needed), I think your imagination needs new batteries. Is this effective revenge? Well, the bits […]
We’re back with episode 3 of Immortalized, and Zach Selwyn’s unkempt hair and glazed eyes speak of a man who despairs of ever escaping his captivity. This week’s challenger is a 32-year taxidermy veteran who apparently thinks dressing like a beach bartender makes him an outlaw. Meet Mike “Mac” McCulloch and his A game. Mike […]
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