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North Pole! 1983! Not even really the 80s yet! Pretty much the 70s with cheaper synths! And beneath the slightly cheesy looking CGI depths, it’s a Soviet sub! And holy dickens, it’s Davos from Game of Thrones! His beard looks fantastic! OK, I’ll settle down. Capt. Davos and his sinister 2nd in command are doing […]
Archer-hating wife update: It’s my birthday, and it’s the Archer season finale. AHW and I are in a mellow and tractable state. Expect a slightly rambly recap with some typos. (Note: In a previous life I was a professional copyeditor, until I realized that the job was essentially work therapy for people with otherwise untreatable […]
We’re wrapping up this season with three episodes after tonight, hard to see exactly there this is all gonna go, but they better do it quick. Nice try, Claire, like running out of the compound was EVER gonna work. You didn’t even try to fight your way out? Now you got a Tracy Morgan anklet, […]
We begin our second Game of Thrones of the season with another installment of My How You’ve Grown, this time starring wee Brandon Stark, dancing through his dreams looking like he’s ready for freshman year at NYU. Even in his hallucinatory prophesy dreams he’s crap at archery, but at least he can walk and pal […]
The Doctor is moping around greater Manchester in the 80s, reading a Dennis the Menace comic and stalking young lovers. Must not be a big week for disasters in need of averting. A bit of additional stalking reveals that these are present-day Souffle Girl’s parents, and that her mom died some years ago, and her […]
Archer-Hating Wife ditched me tonight, having lucked into third-row seats for a hockey game. The Washington Capitals, after having sucked like Sasha Grey getting double overtime for months, are now in first place in their division, and I’m on the couch writing about a cartoon. I am all that is man. This week’s episode of […]
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So Mad Men star Jon Hamm is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week. The coverline reads, “Don Draper Exposed”. The new season of AMC’s Mad Men has been getting a lot of extra promo via the viral nature of John Hamm’s apparently enormous penis. A witty-but-unbylined reporter at The Superficial writes “So bad […]
Is it bad that when I read a headline like “Nearly-nude woman accused in meat heist” and see a hot tattooed brunette girl’s mug shut, my first thought is whether I know her? The story in the Wasau Daily Herald by intrepid reporter Carolyn Tiry tells the tale of a woman who was stopped by […]
Now that the Cult has dummy Claire, Joe insists on antagonizing Bacon even further with an obnoxious phone call. He’s like an ex that you can’t get rid of. Or a bill collector. Or just those goddamn spam calls you get for cruises or whatever. I hate those. Claire’s introduction to the Cult house is […]
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